Saturday, January 10, 2009

CHEWING GUM MESS

It really is a pity.
It's a mess that isn't pretty.
Have you ever seen em?
How'd you like to clean 'em,
The sidewalks of Mexico City?

'Twould be a task right hard
With seventy blobs per yard.
Perhaps there's some good way.
Surely there's a better way
Chewed gum to discard.

Were you the mover and shaker
Who became the chewing gum maker,
You might think this mess
Is a sure sign of success.
It's three-hundred-thou blobs per acre.

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