Saturday, January 31, 2009

CELLO SCROTUM

Real diseases? Be sure to note 'em.
But pay no heed to cello scrotum.
Its symptoms a doc devised,
Knowing that they were lies
Even as she wrote 'em.

Though a hoax was cello scrotum,
If it gets right tough to tote 'em
Because they always itch
And all too often twitch,
Then use her salve to coat 'em.

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