Tuesday, January 13, 2009

MISSOURI 911

I can't spell the street name I spoke,
So send the ambulance to Oak.
That sweet wife of mine
Was attacked by a swine,
And he gave her a hard poke.

I'll be watching for your smoke
As I'm dragging her to Oak.
If it's not too much trouble,
Please come on the double,
And let's hope she don't croak.

Oak is a fairly short street,
So I'm quite sure we'll meet.
Just cruise up and down,
And I'll be waiting around,
Cooling the heels of my feet.

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