Sunday, October 12, 2008

THE JESUS HORSE CULT

They reject primordial slime.
They have theories more sublime:
Regardless if there's a deluge,
Alaska will be the final refuge
Just before the end of time.

This is sure to happen
While our sons are young and strappin'.
Most of us will see it.
It's His will, so be it.
Don't let it catch you nappin'.

Jesus rode a dino like horse
(After 'twas saved in The Arc, of course).
This was well before the Gaels
Who used to live in Wales
Were plundered by the Norse.

A presidential candidate
(A Muslim terrorist of late)
Has been training ghouls
To kill our kids in schools.
They can hardly wait.

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