Friday, February 6, 2009

MAUSTON MISCREANT

The leader of a religious sect
Said the lady would resurrect.
He sat her on a toilet seat
And thought it would be neat
Her pension to collect.

Mauston was once my hometown,
And it's where this crime went down.
Mauston hasn't had much fame,
And 'twill be a crying shame
If for this crime it's known.

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