Now the dog is warm and jolly,
Snoozing under Christmas holly.
Ultracold may suit a Samoyed,
But it's a good thing to avoid
If you're a border collie.
Most dogs would die, I'm supposin',
If all night to a sidewalk frozen.
An obese dog withstood it.
'Twas layers of fat that did it.
Neglect charges the press is disclosin.'
Owner couldn't get it loose.
(Her efforts were no use.)
But she didn't get uptight,
Checking oft, finding dog all right.
At least that's her excuse.
She didn't do as she oughta,
Which is to use hot water.
Of that she didn't think.
If she isn't in the clink,
She's at least in hot water.
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