DIANE MCGARVEY

We give our thanks to Diane McGarv
Who prefers a diet low in carb.
If from this name she is reeling,
She should know I know the feeling,
For oft I'm called Bernie the Barb.

And about Diane, I'm glad to see
That she shares a trait with me,
Being slow on the ups but on the downs
Passing everyone in town and all around.
I hope it helps her beat Mary and Dee.

About Diane, I'm happy to know
She plays piano and likes to sew.
She cannot pass a porta-pot,
And that troubles her quite a lot
'Cause she'd rather lead than follow.

Diane knows all the trails too,
And likes to find running places new.
I've a hunch this red-haired gal
Has many a Boise running pal.
Shortcuts she knows and quite a few.

She's a friendly gal and never curt
Who likes to wear a running skirt.
Though not one of us really knows,
We can all suppose
She limits her intake of dessert.

Diane loves her dog, Homer.
Its predecessor was a roamer.
It was kind of dense
Though it climbed the fence,
But neither is true of Homer.

In case you haven't noticed,
Diane has seen a hypnotist.
When too much water she's got,
Behind a bush she will squat
If the trail right remote is.

Diane's asthma is no worse when it's colder.
She has a tattoo on her shoulder.
For six years she's given the club her best.
With Homer, Jim and kids she needs a rest,
Having grown six years older.

Although her duties she is completing,
She'll still attend our friendly meetings.
She won't stay cooped in her abode.
We'll see Diane on the road
When she is competing.