During his booking at the station,
He worsened his situation
By a noxious gas discharge
While he faced the charge
Of driver intoxication.
To insult adding injury,
Cruz, whose speech was slurry,
Fanned gas in Parsons' direction
Till, in the officer's recollection,
His vision became right blurry.
Since it clearly was his fault,
They charged Cruz with assault
For letting out a wind
Of the most lethal kind,
And they locked him in their vault.
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