Thursday, May 7, 2009

PADRE CUTIE

When he vowed to stay celibate
It really sealed his fate,
Putting romance out of reach.
Yet he romanced on the beach
With a delightful date.

It's not for Padre Cutie,
Who pledged to romance no cutie,
To consult with an attorney
While on his prayerful journey,
Relieved for now of duty.

Though contrition he may not lack,

He can no way go back.

The fact he must face

That he has fallen from grace

And other priests will take up the slack.

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