Sunday, November 30, 2008

CATS Q, U, V, X, Y, AND Z

There is no Q cat.
And it's worse than that.
There's no way to skin it,
For no cat has Q in it.
Take my word for that.

There is no V cat
That anywhere has sat.
But wait just a minute,
If V need only be in it,
Javanese helps us with that.

There is no X cat.
I'm sorry about that.
But the rule we can again bend
With X on the rear end.
Let's use the Manx to do that.

There is no Y cat.
Can't find one lean or fat.
The rule let's yet again bend
With Y on the far end,
Using the Bombay for that.

There is no Z cat,
I can assure you of that.
Its the same story as Q.
There's just nothing to do
But to give up on that.

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There is no U cat
Sorry I am for that,
As sorry as I can be
About this anomaly.
I give my word on that.

There is no V cat.
If there is, I'll eat my hat.
I'm as sorry as I can be
About this anomaly.
My word is true on that.

There is no X cat.
Can't find one thin or fat.
I'm as sorry as I can be
About this anomaly.
You have my word on that.

There is no Y cat
No matter where you're at.
I'm as sorry as I can be
About this anomaly.
You can be sure of that.

There is no Z cat.
I've looked hard for that.
I'm as sorry I as can be
About this anomaly.
My wife will vouch for that.

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There is no U cat
No matter where you're at.
But the rule let us bend
With U on the back end.
The Egyptian Mau lets us do that.

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