UGLY WOMEN WANTED

'We need to make it clear
That ugly women are wanted here
And make sure it's understood
That chances are very good
That such an one will find a dear.'

'And we on the Outback Plain
Wish to make this plain
Lest there be a misunderstanding:
We're not at all demanding.
It's OK if they're merely plain.'

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Ugly gals, if you'll take my advice-a,
Before moving, you had better think twice-a,
For what could be worse
Than to have the sad curse
Of spinsterhood there in Mount Isa?

Jane Siefers